Butthurt Resolution Thread

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Six Stages of Butthurt (open) Six Stages of Butthurt (close)

Stages of Butthurt

Stage One: Amusement

Stage one of butthurt is mild. You pretend to be amused by all the comments you are getting. You keep up a facade of "LOL HATERS GONNA HATE" or the even more bratty "HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS."

Stage Two: Indifference

Claim you don't care what people say about you. Of course, both you and I know the comments bother you to no end, but your haters will totally get that they aren't bothering you in the slightest when you create journal after journal claiming you don't care.

Stage Three: Socialization

While you don't care what haters think because they make you famous, you still need a healthy dose of friends to tell you to ignore the trolls! Which you have been doing if replying to them with tears of rage counts as "ignoring."

Stage Four: Retaliation

While STILL claiming you don't care, make hate art and continue to pump out those "I DON'T CARE" journals! That'll show them who's REALLY unaffected! Take that, trolls!

Stage Five: Rage

Let it all out! Tell those trolls where to stick their comments in nauseating detail! (Note for trolls: Stage five is when you know you have broken their spirit.)

Stage: Ragequit

Make a big deal out of you leaving either because you're above the trolls or the trolls have won. Either way you phrase it, be sure to word it for maximum victim points!

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Wait are you that Gorilla guy from NB ?

 

Yes sir .

 

Even the Resolution Thread came here.

 

Oh my lord. I never expected the Rustle God to grace us with our presence. :triumvirate

 

Butt busters on move to kick the Butthurts with shoe. Cool

 

:controljimmies

 

:noneedtoberustled

 

Might need to use this thread for some of the tournament outcomes.

 

:stayrustled

 

This almost felt like butthurt rehab.

 

I can feel the butthurt flowing in this thread

 

I haven't witnessed any butthurt here.....yet.