Comfy Café #8

hecking crazy man

 

WENT TO AVENGERS

LETS GOOOO

 

I just came back from watching Avengers: Endgame.

I must say . . . I can fap to that entire last act.

He most certainly is not.

Let him be, you notlob.

It can't be bad enough that you have to label it a shithole.

Goodnight, thou puking knotty-pated malt-worm.

That's a completely different pupper 0-0

 

Brilliant huh?

The entire cinema was dead silent after "I am Iron Man" line till the very end

That's my new fetish- reading your goodnight lines with the voice and manner of young Hugh Laurie, as George from Blackadder

 

he is richer than me

 

He was never on your side
God was never on your side

 

Avengers were fuking amazing.

When Iron Man said what he did the whole cinema was bloody silent UNTILL THE END OF THE MOVIE

All you could hear was some people crying

Cinema goals right? #CinemaGoals

 

I probs would have cried if I wasn't with friends, guess I got "saved"

 

That happened here too

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And when captain grabbed the hammer the cinema cheered

 

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Tony Stark:
Heart of Iron, Brain of Gold-Titanium, and Balls of Vibranium

Steve Rogers:
Has America's Sweetest Ass

Insult Generator - Gentleman Edition

That's not a high bar.

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Same thing happened here. I heard one woman say "No, babe!"

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Yeah people went nuts over here as well over that. They went really nuts when he smacked Thanos around with the thing.

 

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Bestest ass

And SAAAMMEE

 

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Some African folks were in the theatre. They were right behind me. I heard them chanting "Yibambe" along with the Wakandans. Then they yelled "Wakanda Forever!" when T'Challa & Co. charged.

 

That's amazing!