Comfy Café #6

Btw, did you see this?
https://buzzingstar.com/video-of-an-indian-worshiping-donald-trump-as-god-goes-viral

 

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Pizza and a coffee thickshake? Do you want diabeetus?

@Tsunbear
Bow to your princess, you lewd little idiot.

 

You act like an admin but don't do crap

welp

 

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

 

SHE SAID HE'S VERY FRAGILE I SAID I DUN GIVE A ****

 

BUT BUT IM THE QUEEN

 

The full name is apparently "bussiness travel counselor"


In reality it's a prettily named call center

 

CONGRATS

 

Nice fanfiction.

 

This is true

What? I did not know of this. Therefore, I refuse to believe it.

 

Thanks muffin

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