Comfy Café #3

Arc · Jun 17, 2017

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And grapes? +.+
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And cherries!

Glowbeary · Jun 17, 2017

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And cherries!
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And oranges?

Rohan · Jun 17, 2017

Naruto-Has become arguably one of the worst main characters ever in the history of shounen. His character from Part 1 and his character from Part 2 feel worlds apart. As Part 2 goes on, his character actually degenerates more and more. His main goal of becoming Hokage he decides to link into his goal of saving Sasuke. Citing how “If he can’t save one friend he does not deserve to become Hokage”. Never mind the fact that as I am currently writing this post, this retard has already saved several of his friends(Gaara and Sakura) and his entire village on top of that.

Hell, his entire fixation on Sasuke is beyond disturbing and goes far beyond what any “friendship” could possibly excuse. Here is a guy who has murdered, attempted murder on you and the girl you like multiple times, was excited about killing your teacher and even wanted to destroy your entire village. This isn’t including how he basically attacked four other representatives of other nations and tried to kidnap one of those representative’s brother. Sorry kiddo, but your mind is fucked up for not paying any of that attention just because “he is your friend”. The double standards in ethics for how he treats Sasuke in comparison to most everyone else has been down right sickening just because he is a “friend”.

Even worse is that their friendship in Part 1 was hardly there. They spent a good deal of time just squabbling with each other and fighting each other out of dislike. This strong friendship that Kishimoto is trying to portray is hardly there and mostly an illusion. Sasuke himself doesn’t even want to be fox boy’s friend and has treated him like shit 90% of the time they were ever around each other. Each time Naruto chases after him Sasuke literally has to smack him with a lightning coated hand just to get the **** away from his stalker. Naruto, showing that he understands shit about Sasuke’s motivations, somehow got surprised that he wasn’t coming back to Konoha when he got rid of Orochimaru. You ******* dunce, he ******* told you why he was leaving and what his goal was. Why the **** would you think he is returning without accomplishing that task? Of course Naruto’s response to Sasuke not coming back is *drum roll* to chase after him again and capture Itachi. Brilliant! Sasuke even finally asks the kid what the **** his problem is in one of the latest chapters and Naruto keeps on regurgitating the same old shit. “Because you are my friend”. This unhealthy obsession has prompted many in the fandom to question Naruto’s sexuality because of just how hung up he is on Sasuke. Likening him to an abused house wife who just won’t leave that husband who treats her like shit. While some fight over Naruto’s sexuality, I believe the abused wife syndrome is indeed a good comparison to this hang up he has on Sasuke.

On another frustrating note, although not as frustrating as Sasuke, is the amount of ingratitude Naruto’s character displays. Hinata for instance helped to save his life by putting her’s on the line yet he doesn’t even have the ******* decency to go and thank her. Never mind the fact that he hasn’t answered her confession at all. (No, I am actually not a fan of Hinata but this is rather fucked up on his part) The fact that Shikamaru has been a better friend to him than the likes of Sasuke ever has is another annoying factor. Shikamaru can even relate to the kid on the aspect of losing their masters but since Sasuke was “first”(hardly) Naruto seems blind to everyone else. Never mind the other people like Lee, Neji, and others would gladly be friends with him. But whatever, Naruto is too hung up on the past and addicted to Sasuke to even pay attention that what he always wanted for most of his life has already materialized around him.

This pacifist crap that he has assilimated post Pain arc has possibly been the worst turn his character has ever taken. He has been groveling to other people and whining like a big baby even more than he has before. Letting Karui beat the shit out of his face was an undeniable low point of his character. Groveling to the Raikage about not taking the completely justified action was another low point. Hyperventilating over finally realizing Sasuke is a wanted criminal and the world is going to take action against him was the lowest point yet. That was completely ridiculous and unnecessary. He should have known that long ago but being the retarded ninja he is, Naruto is the last one to arrive to the party.By this point, most people really should have lost hope in this sad excuse for a main character. But Naruto being Naruto even decides to one up himself and bring up this bullshit about both he and Sasuke dying because they are zomg powerful. Right, because Madara and Shodai who were also unbelievably powerful enough to create a crater called vote ended up dying in their confrontation…oh wait neither of them did. That just caused many in the fandom to get even more pissed and likened the situation to a Romeo and Juliet lover’s suicide.

Oh and how can I forget that this kid ends up being some child of destiny/prophecy. After all the talk in Part 1 about making your own destiny and not letting yourself be controlled by fate, it turns out that Naruto himself is someone automatically “destined for greatness”. What a crock of shit to introduce at this point in the series after driving home the importance of deciding your own fate. Not only that, he is the son of one of the most powerful shinobi in his village’s history. Ok, the fandom saw that one coming from light years away and Kishi decided to keep this unrevealed for over 400 chapters for apparently no reason at all. One would wonder why Naruto himself never asked about his parents or why the likes of Jiraiya, Tsunade, Sarutobi, or Kakashi would never tell him even as he finds out about the fox in his belly and gets older and older. It just feels downright retarded that this was kept under wraps from him for so long and even revealed to Naruto himself in an anti-climatic matter on top of that. So all of this crap about “hard working Naruto” gets less impressive when you get confirmation that he has some of the finest genes anyway. He may as well be in the same camp as Sasuke and Neji only minus a manifested bloodline ability(Kyuubi still manages to make this a moot point anyway). Having Naruto destined to be the ninja messiah removed a lot of the things that was built on in this series.

Naruto’s fighting style is boring to read. It is basically Kage bunshin and Rasengan. It was sort of alright when he learned Sage Mode but it was basically back to making more clones and bigger Rasengan jutsu with it. ******* boring and unimaginative. This is supposed to be the main character yet I actually dread seeing him fight more than most other characters. It would be one thing if his Rasengan variations actually did different things, but the majority of them all are only bigger and just blow more shit up. The Rasenshuriken being tossed is a slight improvement but considering how much chakra it eats up and its limited usage, it is best reserved as a finisher at best. If it isn’t that, it is down to massive rage and popping Kyuubi tails. I really love the diversity here.

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Arc · Jun 17, 2017

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And oranges?
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And crepes

Glowbeary · Jun 17, 2017

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And crepes
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Droooolll +.+

Rohan · Jun 17, 2017

I am done with Naruto. Jumping ship to One Piece.

Arc · Jun 17, 2017

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Droooolll +.+
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Glowbeard drooling? Someone must have set the bewbies free!

Glowbeary · Jun 17, 2017

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Glowbeard drooling? Someone must have set the bewbies free!
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Imagine if alllll the boobies were set free

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It would be the APPOOCCCAAPPLLYYSEEEE

Arc · Jun 17, 2017

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Imagine if alllll the boobies were set free

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It would be the APPOOCCCAAPPLLYYSEEEE
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We'd be squashed by the amount of them.

Gobb · Jun 17, 2017

yes

Glowbeary · Jun 17, 2017

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We'd be squashed by the amount of them.
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It'd be a beautiful way to go though, I'd die happily

Gobb said: ↑

yes
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Yes!

JoeJoe · Jun 17, 2017

Rohan said: ↑

I am done with Naruto. Jumping ship to One Piece.
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Took you long

Errant Singularity · Jun 17, 2017

@upsurge Was playing an old SW fleet battle game... Was playing as an Imperial splinter faction, who happened to have Munificients and Lucrehulks among their fleet. Tossed out all the lousy ISD's, Victorys, Venators, Acclamators, and such until I only had those two, and kept pumping out more. Suddenly at Ithor where I was gathering every ship I had, Wedge in the Lusankya and a Viscount show up, with a full fleet of 41 Nebulas, 19 MC80B's, 4 MC90's, 31 Assault Frigates, and 19 Quasars, behind them, led by Ackbar... 197 Munificients and 42 Lucrehulks later and we actually managed to beat them, if only make them retreat to save Wedge and a few MC80's types... I came out with twelve Munificients and three Lucrehulks to my name... I'm not sure which I'm more dissapointed in, that I could defeat the New Republic with Munificients and Lucrehulks, or that it took so many...

Shanks · Jun 17, 2017

Found it on NB @loj the hell man

JoeJoe · Jun 17, 2017

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Found it on NB @loj the hell man

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On NB? Won't hide my love towards Emma

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